Attention Cobb County Pet Parents!

Tired of being slapped with unexpected "child support" payments for your furry friends? Sick of forking over your hard-earned cash for endless kibble, squeaky toys, and vet bills that make your wallet cry? Well, folks, it's time to cut off that gravy train and get on board with the "We Don’t Litter" express!

Introducing our brand new "Snip the Bill" Spay/Neuter Voucher Program! We're here to help you avoid those pesky litters that turn your home into a 24/7 pet daycare center. No more tiny paws pattering up to you with puppy-dog eyes, begging for another round of "child support"!

Here's the deal:

• Two FREE vouchers per household per year (because one love story is enough)

• Valid for SIX MONTHS (plenty of time to convince Fluffy it's for the best)

• Just show proof you're a Cobb County resident (no, your dog's favorite fire hydrant & cat’s favorite sunspot doesn't count)

We've got a cool $25,000 in the kitty  (thank you Commissioner Gambrill), but don't dawdle! These vouchers are hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof and will go faster than your dog when you mention "bath time."

Remember, folks: A snip in time saves nine... thousand dollars in pet supplies! Don't let your fur babies put you in the doghouse financially. Get your vouchers today and say goodbye to unexpected "child support" payments!

Disclaimer: No actual children were put on support during the making of this program. All "child support" references are purely for the amusement of pet owners who know that owning a pet is basically like having a furry kid who never grows up or moves out.